(Originally posted Tuesday, September 09, 2008 )
–*Judging by the pricing of the prostitutes, I believe we are in 19th century Argentina, Captain.
–*Judging by the poor value of the meat, I believe we are in Santa Rosa in 2002, Captain.
–*Women don’t tell the truth, Dr. McCoy.
–*I must mate or die.
–*It is not logical. And yet I’m looking at it.
–*To hunt a species to extinction is not logical.
–*To exhaust energy playing gridiron football is not logical.
–*The odds of survival are 8,426.7 to one, but I cannot be more sure than that.
–*I have subdued the identical replicas by using a double negative, Captain.
–*Why would a human compare shoe polish with excrement, Captain?
–*Drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge would have very little effect on commodity oil prices, Dr. McCoy.
–*The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, Captain. Can you hold that elevator for us?
Beauty is Imperfection 
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