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Antonin Scalia’s Not Very Gay Day

By Dr. Seuss

 

Oh I do not like that jiggery pokery

Or your startling wuz-wuz

Or your Kalamazoo

I do not like your decisions mystical

They are quite egotistical

To say who can love a what

Or a what can love a who

Just ask any hippie

Who is dippy or quippy

If he really believes all of your hippity flippity

That when jiggery pokery is on the menu

By the fish and fowl and hens too

That words will have no meaning

And all the talkers’ talk is puffed to o’erweening

I do not accept words that say more than they say

Is this is or is this not a sunny day?

Or is this is or is this not a rainy day?

Or was this both a rainy or a sunny day?

(Oh how confusing

When we wish to make hay!)

Oh I am so confused by that jiggery pokery

And by all the other justices’ hokery smokery

If marriages were meant to be happy

Then not all the wishity fishities would

Call them quite crappy

The law is the law and it says what it says

And only what is said is allowed in my head

Because Oh How I hate all that jiggery pokery

I will not eat it with a smolting smolt smokery

The law is not concerned with intimate affairs

Any more than my fanny is beloved by my chair

I will not be gay because I’m not obliged to

I’d rather protect rights of the guns, clubs and knives, too

 

 

 

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