(Originally posted Wednesday, August 27, 2008 )
Ted Kennedy makes
emotional plea: “You owe
My family, fuckers!”
Michelle Obama:
“I don’t hate whites, the U.S.
Kittens or puppies”
There’s Jimmy Carter
For God’s sake; don’t let him talk
That’s right, Jimmy. Wave.
Bill Clinton holds a
grudge big enough to destroy
You and your family
Bill Clinton: great mind
Great appetite; great temper
Great sex drive. Just great.
Time heals all wounds; but
Hell hath no fury like a
Clinton voter scorned
Hillary’s roll call
Vote now taking place in the
Denny’s parking lot
Clinton voters seek
“catharsis;” and by that they
mean unfettered rage
“I’m still voting for
Hill,” say mouthbreathing pseudo-
feminist yutzes
Beauty is Imperfection 
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