Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Friday, August 15, 2008 )

Olympic wrestler
Tosses his bronze on the floor
Do Swedes get angry?

Fireworks explode in
the Beijing sky; Thank
you, Photoshop guy

Gymnast He Kuxin
Is only fourteen? No prob,
We fixed her passport

A nobody wins
200 meter butter-
fly; Rivals cry, “Drugs!”

“We don’t give them drugs,”
say Chinese; “we just
Jail them in sports camps”

My granny could beat
Mark Spitz in the Olympics
With these new swimsuits

Pretty girl lip syncs
Opening night song; real
Singer locked in van

Dana Torres: a
Perfectly chiseled body.
Made with real chisels