(Originally posted Friday, August 15, 2008 )
Olympic wrestler
Tosses his bronze on the floor
Do Swedes get angry?
Fireworks explode in
the Beijing sky; Thank
you, Photoshop guy
Gymnast He Kuxin
Is only fourteen? No prob,
We fixed her passport
A nobody wins
200 meter butter-
fly; Rivals cry, “Drugs!”
“We don’t give them drugs,”
say Chinese; “we just
Jail them in sports camps”
My granny could beat
Mark Spitz in the Olympics
With these new swimsuits
Pretty girl lip syncs
Opening night song; real
Singer locked in van
Dana Torres: a
Perfectly chiseled body.
Made with real chisels
Beauty is Imperfection 
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