(Originally posted Friday, August 01, 2008 )
–*The United Kingdom, the University of Kentucky and Uncle Karl have removed the Holocaust from their teaching curricula.
–*Hearing loss can be reversed by the good people at Sparzo Vitamin Supplement Company, your number one alternative medicine resource.
–*John McCain’s face has been totally removed
–*The economy is reviving
–*Amy Winehouse has been dead for several months
–*Your high school reunion was a blast*
–*The state of Michigan is now a Muslim theocracy
–*She will never be happy with your inferior length and girth
–*Bosnian-Serb war criminal Radovan Karadzic somehow won the 2001 Miss America pageant while in disguise
–*The best time to act is now
*OK, I didn’t make it to my high school reunion last week, but I did hear it was a blast. At least that’s the rumor on the Internet.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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