(Originally posted Wednesday, July 30, 2008 )
–*Dog barks at cell phone
–*Cat scared by cell phone
–*Dog attacks Roomba
–*Cat versus Roomba
–*Owner chastises dog
–*Owner chastises Roomba
–*Kim Kardashian sits on dog
–*Dog scared of Kim Kardashian’s ass
–*Kim Kardashian attacks Roomba
–*Owner chastises Kim Kardashian’s ass
–*Dog swallows cell phone
–*Dog barks at Paris Hilton sex tape
–*Little girl chases pigeon, yells “Doggie!”
–*Kim Kardashian chases pigeon, yells “Doggie!”
–*Kitten throws up Kim Kardashian’s sex tape.
–*Pam Anderson saves pregnant cat
–*Cat eats afterbirth
–*Pam Anderson saves dog
–*Dog saves Pam Anderson sex tape
–*TMZ chastises Chloe Kardashian sex tape
–*TMZ chastises vomiting kitten
–*Dog bites TMZ in the crotch
–*Momma cat ambushes, attacks helpless kitten
–*Momma ambushes, attacks Kim Kardashian
–*Boyfriend ambushes, attacks Kim Kardashian’s ass
–*Dog barks at vomiting kitten
–*Dog barks at girlfriend fellating boyfriend
–*Dog barks at Maroon 5
–*Maroon 5 chastises Roomba
–*Maroon 5 eats afterbirth
–*Pam Anderson fellates boyfriend while kitten vomits, dog attacks Roomba, TMZ yells “Doggie!” Kim Kardashian’s ass attacks Chloe Kardashian’s ass and Maroon 5 is scared of cell phone. Everybody eats afterbirth.
–*Man befriends, is eaten by, grizzly.
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