(Originally posted Monday, June 23, 2008 )
–*Girlfriend does hula hoop game on a Nintendo Wii, forcing her to thrust her pelvis provocatively, but in a way that doesn’t officially count as porn
–*Boy eats cherries off girlfriend’s feet, a clip full of foot shots that are provocative, but do not officially count as porn
–*Dog humps child
–*Dog humps soldier
–*Kittens vomit cutely
–*…on soldier
–*Animated GIFs of George Bush’s head in a Pac Man game.
–*Girl falls on ass. Slaps friend repeatedly for laughing. Still not quite porn, though it will definitely get some of you hot.
–*Ten Brazilian boys playfully accost, mug, beat, rob soccer star Pele in traffic near Sao Paulo
–*Almost a boob shot
–*Almost an ass shot
–*Almost a shot of Abe Vigoda. I tell you he’s not dead.
–*My computer program that shows how three-dimensional sub-manifolds can be stretched into simpler …. no I’m sorry. Full frontal breast exam.
–*S&M Queen For A Day! Almost 90,000 served!
I hope you all have had a good day. I would wish George Carlin a quick journey to heaven, but I don’t think he believed in all that shit. In any case, rest in peace, George. You did good.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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