(Originally posted Friday, July 18, 2008 )
What things did we say in intimacy to a stranger on an airplane that led to the psychological phenomenon of alienation?
–*I’m a vegetarian.
–*Actually, I don’t believe in conspiracy theories.
–*I love Rush Limbauh.
–*Porn ruined my marriage.
–*Porn saved my marriage.
–*I write in C programming code.
–*I prefer Pascal
–*I’m reading this book by Hegel.
–*What we cannot speak of, we must pass over in silence.
–*You’re not a smoker, are you?
–*I prefer Crispin Glover the artist.
–*I don’t believe in global warming.
–*I don’t really care for sports.
–*Kabbalah? Come on!
–*I don’t really care for children.
–*I just like Arnold Schwarzenegger movies so much
–*Pull my finger.
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