(Originally posted Sunday, June 29, 2008 )
OK, I’ve been getting behind on work. Here are just a few things I wish I had done by now today:
–*Finished writing an article
–*Finished editing an article
–*Mailed my freelance check to the bank for copy editing services rendered
–*Finished the script for Retributioners 7: “The One Night Stand”
–*Worked on a novel I started earlier this year
–*Worked on some new music
–*Gone running
–*Gone to see that Japanese art exhibit in Brooklyn
–*Written to more of my friends who I haven’t spoken with in a while
–*Read Proust (Thanks, Jen!)
–*Seen “Wall-E”
–*Watched “There Will Be Blood” on Demand
–*Taken a shower
–*Gotten my wife pregnant
–*Looked for a house in Queens to put the baby
–*Printed off some new counterfeit hundreds
–*Killed the hostages
–*Returned my Member of the British Empire (MBE) medal to the queen in protest
–*Led the proletariat to violent overthrow
–*Found David Livingston in Africa and asked him “Dr. Livingston, I presume?”
–*Eaten more chocolate
–*Done a blog…
OK, I got one of them done. But damn, my life has sure been complicated lately. I will say this: a person has to also give himself a pat on the back every once in a while for what he has done correctly, otherwise he will live an unhappy life of regret. So this is what I got done this weekend: I did laundry, edited two stories and transcribed a quarter of an interview for a magazine article I’m writing. And now officially, I have done my blog for the day. If I had extra time, I’d make up some dirty limericks for you.
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