Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Tuesday, July 01, 2008 )

What’s On Our Flair?

–*A picture of Hamburglar

–*FOB

–*”This nose is going straight up your ass”

–*”Ask me about atheism”

–*”I Make Pee Burn”

–*”I Take It In the Cushion”

–*A picture of Michael Bolton with a “No” symbol over him

–*The words “frigid elephants” with the “No” symbol over them

–*The word “Yes” with the “No” symbol over it

–*A hologram picture of George Bush with and without Hulk muscles

–*A hologram picture of Bettie Page both before and after biting into a Cheeseburger

–*”Fuck It! We’ll do it live!”

–*John Belushi in a bee costume

–*Rosa Parks in a bee costume

–*”Mary Kay Letourneau for President!”*

*Editor’s note: I confess a deep abiding love for Mary Kay. I hate “People” magazine and “People”-type stories about the objects of gossip among tut-tutting fishwives. But Mary Kay’s story had me hooked from the beginning. A self-deprecating daddy’s girl with a wild sense of humor has a miscarriage, goes crazy and fixates on a boy. Their love should be bad, but it isn’t. It is we who are bad. And she’s super hot to boot.

I wish I could be 12 all over again for you, MKL.