(Originally posted Saturday, July 12, 2008 )
“Fannie Mae”+”Freddie Mac”
“Fannie Mae”+”Freddie Mac”+troubled
“Fannie Mae”+”Freddie Mac”+nationalized+bailout
mortgages+subprime+”white trash”+”crystal meth”+bathtub
“Phill Gramm”+”nation of whiners”+”mental recession”
“What is a mental recession?”
“What is a mental depression?”
recession+”Phil Gramm”+panic+”Malthusian wasteland+”food riots”
food+commodities+overpriced
inflation+food+scarcity+”food riots”
Zimbabwe+election+sham+”throw babies on the floor”
“A-Rod”+divorce+Madonna
“A-Rod”+Madonna+platonic+bullshit
“A-Rod”+Madonna+”affair of the heart?”
“What is an affair of the heart?”
“Where can I get an affair of the heart in Cleveland, Ohio?”
“Where can I get an ‘around the world’ in Cleveland, Ohio?”
Madonna+”A-Rod”+Kabbalah+”Jewish mystical religion”+”indulgent celebrity fad”
“Guy Ritchie”+”Swept Away”+putrid
“Cynthia Rodriguez”+”prenuptial agreement”+”not airtight”
“Cynthia Rodriguez”+”embarrassing text messages”
“embarrassing text messages”+Verizon+overcharged
“A-Rod”+strippers+scumbag
“A-Rod”+”talk shows+”Dr. Phil”+EQ
What is EQ?
Does A-Rod have EQ?
Does A-Rod need EQ?
“A-Rod”+Yankees+”$275 million contract”
“Cynthia Rodriguez”+”equitable distribution of all assets”
“George Bush”+”carbon emission summit”+”so long, suckers”
oil+unaffordable+suburbs+”move back to cities”
“Cleveland, Ohio”+ “bus schedule”
Beauty is Imperfection 
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