(Originally posted Wednesday, July 16, 2008 )
What themes would you like to see honored on your U.S. postage stamps?
–*The history of rice
–*The history of sugar packaging
–*The history of innovations in logistical transportation of dry goods
–*The history of bitches and hos in gangsta rap
–*The history of dirty Hispanic borrow words like “pendejo”
–*The history of German fisting videos
–*The history of chemicals used to create the taste of American food
–*The history of date rape
–*A commemoration of the facial hair of Ethan Hawke
–*The history of scuzz
–*A commemoration of the reverse turnbuckle move in pro wrestling
–*A history of multiple blades in razors
–*A commemoration of the physical act of love between Anne Sexton and her daughter with the immortal line “A woman who loves a woman is forever young.”*
–*A fond look back at the now defunct monthly menstrual cycle
–*A history of girls named “Sabine”
–*The commemoration of the death of jazz
–*The commemoration of the death of reason
*Thanks to PJ for bringing this important cultural milestone to my attention.
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