(Originally posted Wednesday, June 25, 2008 )
How are we saving face after that horrible embarrassment?
–*Saying “I meant to do that.”
–*Doing a victory dance.
–*Flashing our boobs
–*Saying, “It’s OK, no one’s going to care in a hundred years.”
–*Wearing extra baggy clothes so nobody notices the baby bump
–*Faking your own death at Bear Mountain on the Hudson River and going to Canada
–*Saying “We were only doing what the entire subprime mortgage lending market was doing.”
–*Going off to play bridge in a national tournament while the investment bank you oversee as CEO drops to $2 a share, a 97.5% discount to book value, and staying to play bridge while everybody who looks to you for leadership loses his job.
–*Saying, “oops, I didn’t mean for it to happen that fast.”
–*Saying, “Yeah, so what, I finished. You should’ve known who I was, bitch.”
–*Saying, “I knew that. Why wouldn’t I know that? I knew that…”
–*Threatening to beat up your guest (this only applies to TV host Bill O’Reilly)
Beauty is Imperfection 
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