(Originally posted Wednesday, July 02, 2008 )
What things are we doing to compromise the integrity of our good names?
–*Putting the company logo on whoopie cushions
–*Putting your picture on an ad by Medifast
–*Making sure that whenever people think of your heavy-metal band Krokus, they are also thinking of pre-stressed concrete moldings
–*Making it Scientology approved
–*Giving it the Roman Polanski seal
–*Making sure that the Pepsi product was placed in a very visible place in the film during this heated scene of intense emotion and sexual ultra-violence
–*Having a drink named after you
–*Having a board game named after you
–*Having all your children and a line of cheap chicken grilling devices sold at Wal-Mart named after you
–*Creating many different religious denominations named for your savior, all of whose dogmas are totally at odds with each other
–*If you are Lance Armstrong, just about everything you’re doing
–*Writing “U.S. dollar” on it. Especially if it is a U.S. dollar.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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