(Originally posted Friday, July 04, 2008 )
It’s the Fourth of July! How Are We Showing Our Patriotism?
–*Showing our pride with Rush Limbaugh pins, stickers and t-shirts
–*Wearing a flag lapel pin, which is the only way today you could possibly live up to the example set by the trench-fighting guerillas of your radical forefathers.
–*Remembering those people everywhere on Earth today who are fighting guerilla wars against occupying forces of foreign imperialist interlopers trying to expand their international sphere of wealth and influence
–*Trying to have sex with Miss America
–*Denying global warming exists
–*Trying to have sex with all Americans, both figuratively and literally
–*Reading the Constitution and committing it to memory, even the parts that don’t make sense, like the Ninth Amendment
–*Re-writing the Constitution to make it look more like the Bible
–*Spending money!
I hope everybody has a happy Fourth, in full acknowledgment that this sentiment means vastly different things to different people.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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