(Originally posted Saturday, May 31, 2008 )
–*Ride me!
–*Call me stallion!
–*Say my name!
–*I’m the king of England!
–*Kneel before Zod!
–*Tell me how grotesque I am!
–*Call me bitch boy!
–*My film “Titanic” grossed $1.8 billion!
–*God damn Catholics!
–*That’s what she said!
–*Tell me I’m funnier than my brother
–*…your husband
–*Take that, Manchester United!
–*Goal!
–*Serve!
–*Hit me!
–*Hit yourself!
–*Mazel Tov!
–*Goodnight and good luck!
–*Why have you forsaken me?
–*Do I know you?
Beauty is Imperfection 
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