(Originally posted Monday, June 09, 2008 )
Top Ten Reasons We Did It
–*She did it first.
–*Pure vindictiveness.
–*It was an act of creative anachronism
–*It was my unstoppable ambition
–*It’s how I get attention from guys on the freeway
–*I’m feeling psycho all the time, and don’t like to be touched by anybody
–*I like to insult people just to test the water and see where their heads are at
–*Because I am a warrior of the true faith
–*Because I’m the president
–*Because I’m the King of England
–*Because she was attractive. Isn’t that enough reason to do anything?
–*Because it’s in my DNA
–*Because free will is an illusion engendered by the misperception that we are all are acting on known quantities and information under our direct control
–*Because it was my birthday
–*Because … hey wait, that’s not 10….
Beauty is Imperfection 
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