(Originally posted Friday, June 06, 2008 )
Random Google Searches, June 6
Obama+Hillary
Obama+Hillary+”dream ticket”
Obama+Hillary+”dream ticket”+”in your dreams”+hopeless
“New York Post”+”Andrea Peyser”+”braying nag”
“New York Post”+”Steve Dunleavy”+”misplaced modifiers”+miscues+”flawed sentence structure”
“New York Post”+”Steve Dunleavy”+”functionally retarded”
“Charlotte Roche”+Germany+novel+”anal intercourse”+dingleberries
“How do you say ‘anal intercourse’ in German?”
“How do you say ‘functionally retarded’ in German?”
“How do you say ‘Hillary is finished’ in Hebrew?”
“Angelina Jolie”+twins+bullshit
“Entertainment Tonight”+”fact checker”
“Entertainment Tonight”+Jolie+”personal assistant”+imposter
“Who impersonated Angelina Jolie’s assistant?”
“Am I Angelina Jolie’s assistant?”
“Angelina Jolie”+”Brad Pitt”+twins+”breed like flies”
“Angelina Jolie”+”recent films”+reviews+terrible
“Is Angelina Jolie in any new movies?”
“Senate Report”+”George Bush”+”exaggerated intelligence”+Iraq
“Senate Report”+”George Bush”+”exaggerated intelligence”+Iraq+duh
“Did George Bush lie to Congress?”
“Did Donald Rumsfled lie to Congress?”
“Donald Rumsfeld”+inquiry+”criminal charges”
“Donald Rumsfeld”+inquiry+”criminal charges”+torture+Germany
“Henry Kissinger”+”criminal inquiry”+France
McCain+”Bush III”
McCain+Bush+”distance himself”
McCain+Bush+”continue wiretap program”
Will John McCain use wiretaps?
Will John McCain use wiretaps on me?
Am I under surveillance?
mom+visit+”hide the porn”
Clinton+supporters+sexism
Clinton+supporters+sexism+nag
Where can I find a German novel about anal intercourse in Paterson, N.J.?
Where can I find anal intercourse in Paterson, N.J.?
Paterson, N.J.+bus schedule
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