(Originally posted Tuesday, June 10, 2008 )
A recent trend has developed in France in which plastic surgeons reconstruct the hymens of Muslim girls so that they may “reclaim their virginity” and make more acceptable wives. The trend has thrown the spotlight on the cultural conflict between Western liberalism and Islamic cultural ideas about the importance of female chastity.
What else are plastic surgeons doing for women?
–*Giving 13-year-old girls larger breasts to make them more attractive to pedophiles and the French
–*Removing the feet of Japanese women so that they take smaller, daintier, more attractive steps
–*Simply giving all women lots of extra boobs. (“One in the back for dancing,” as Ruth Wallis used to sing)
–*Embedding Pamela Anderson with extra epoxy-coated reinforcing rebar
–*Embedding sippy-cup holders for the baby inside the female breastplate, (as well as a beer cozy on a woman’s back, natch)
–*More holes! More holes!
–*Creating perfume-dispensing vaginas in lavender, mango and “midnight musk”
–*Offering full-frontal lobotomies through the eyesocket to make the over-culturalized concept of female virtue go down easier
–*More shellac
–*Installing an off switch
Beauty is Imperfection 
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