Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Sunday, June 15, 2008 )

We are home after hanging out with the big Oklahoma family yesterday at a party thrown by my illustrious sister, Oklahoma TV news personality Lori Rasmussen. This was when I got to explain to all the relatives who helped raise me from infancy that I had grown up into the kind of person who would put my wife into S&M gear and exploit her for all the perverts in Turkey, Tokyo and Sinapore on YouTube.

Because they loved me, they understood.

We left Oklahoma much too early, and wish we could have stayed longer with my beautiful sister and her beautiful friends, a couple of whom wore provocative, backless shirts to my screening and thus made us look super chic. (Thanks, Mel!) You might also now notice a lot of pictures of Stephanie and me at the “S&M Queen” Q&A on Friday. Because I am not accustomed to speaking in front of an audience, you will notice how uncomfortable I look. (Again, thanks, Mel!).

It’s my sister’s birthday today, so, if you’ve a mind, hit up “Raisin Muffin” and give her a shout out. Or just do it here. She reads my blog, like, religiously. Don’t you have children, Lori?