(Originally posted Thursday, June 05, 2008 )
More Back-Handed Compliments
–*You’re going to make some girl in New Jersey a wonderful husband.
–*Your documentary was very well thought out toward the middle.
–*Your clever, smart-ass sassy movie dialogue is refreshingly unambitious after a while, Kevin Smith.
–*You are certainly well-meaning for somebody who acts out of untoward aggression toward his neighbors
–*Your skin has the most beautiful greenish shine.
–*You certainly have a way of getting an already angry mob even more riled up with your inflammatory, demagogic rhetoric.
–*Your plain-spoken manner bespeaks a simpler time–the kind of time when there were lynch mobs everywhere.
–*Your bombastic tone certainly does intimidate the smaller minded of your enemies.
–*Your strict adherence to conservative values sure does show the consistency of values you seem to have had since you were a baby.
–*Your theory on cause and effect is quaint, David Hume, signed your friend, Immanuel Kant.
Beauty is Imperfection 
Leave a Reply