(Originally posted Tuesday, May 13, 2008 )
Top 13 Rejected Advertising Slogans for Nintendo’s Game Phenomenon, the Wii
–*It’s so fun you can’t get one.
–*It’s more fun than sex with a minor
–*Go ahead and see if you can make it plural!
–*Playing the Wii is like swatting at bats in your mind!
–*The Wii! It only looks like you’re masturbating
–*Look out, carpal tunnel syndrome. The Wii will fuck up your whole body!
–*It’s so cool, we won’t even put the company’s name on it.
–*All your friends are gonna feel like a bucket of shit when you have one and they don’t
–*It’s so small, you can totally knock it out of an old lady’s hands
–*It’s like standing up to watch television
–*It will totally influence the election
–*If you do all the right gestures in a naval semafore pattern, a harrier will totally land at your house
–*You can read a book on the Nintendo Wii. And punch at it!
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