(Originally posted Friday, May 16, 2008 )
How are we failing to say our true feelings to those we love?
–*Withholding sex
–*Refusing to do the dishes
–*Not bathing for a week
–*Knitting a giant quilt that says “Help me I’m being suffocated.”
–*Taking it out on the kids
–*Going to church and asking a priest to intervene
–*Making multiple suicide attempts with Drano
–*Unsealing a grand jury indictment
–*Creating a fake MySpace page and harassing them
–*Recording a video diary where you enumerate all the little ways you feel slighted and hurt in life but accidentally taping over it with a rerun of the Mary Tyler Moore show.
–*Letting the goldfish die
–*Killing the hostages
–*Writing a top 10 list and actually putting in 13 items, which means you’re just being stubborn and difficult
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