(Originally posted Thursday, May 08, 2008 )
I sometimes feel as if I should be promoting my blog a little bit more than I do. Mostly I find my readers through friends and word of mouth. If I were a brand, though, how would I advertise “Beauty Is Imperfection” to make it stand out more? Some pitches for commercial purposes:
–*Beauty Is Imperfection: Read It Or You Will Get A Deadly Staph Infection
–*Beauty Is Imperfection: It Will Totally Get You Pregnant.
–*Read Beauty Is Imperfection Every Day: It Will Make You That Much More Beautiful
–*It Will Give You a Bigger Johnson
–*It Will Make You Feel Like a Better Person Just By Sitting There Doing Nothing
–*It Will Make You Feel Up To Date On Current Events Like the Tragedy in Darfur In Ways That Other Humor Web Sites Just Can’t
–*It’s The Funniest Masturbatory Work of Solipsism on the ‘Net.
–*Beauty Is Imperfection Will Show You Its Boobs
–*Beauty Is Imperfection Will Bring George W. Bush To Justice
–*It Will Solve the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict With Its Snarky Brand of Obnoxious White Hipster Humor
–*Beauty Is Imperfection: A Much More Satisfying Blog Than The One By The Guy Who’s Always Talking About How Much Pussy He Gets
–*It’s More Bi Than Tila Tequila
–*It’s Not Really Bi, Just Like Tila Tequila Isn’t Really Bi
–*Beauty Is Imperfection: It Goes Through More Sexually Experimental Phases Than Tila Tequila
–*Beauty Is Imperfection: Where I Put The Jokes That Didn’t Make It Into “The Retributioners.”
–*Beauty Is Imperfection: The Site Where Eric Rasmussen Plugs His Still-Unpopular Music (Which You Can Listen To Here Seven Days a Week!)
–*Beauty Is Imperfection: If Everybody Read It, There’d Be No More War
–*Beauty Is Imperfection: If Nobody Read It, Would It Exist?
–*Beatufy Is Imperfection: It’s Cold Here. So Cold
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