(Originally posted Friday, May 02, 2008 )
Power of Negative Thinking Aphorisms (Again, for T-Shirts and Coffee Mugs)
–*I am a loser and what everybody says is true.
–*Most of what’s wrong with the world is my fault
–*I am a joiner and have nothing new to offer
–*There’s nothing I can do with this day but bury it–like so many others–in the backyard of missed opportunities
–*Go ahead and victimize me, why don’t you?
–*You know you don’t want some of this.
–*I’m just using my nudity to get your attention even though I know it won’t last.
–*…on Suicidegirls.com
–*Chicks don’t dig me
–*I have body issues
–*I don’t always think things through
–*God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
–*…on Suicidegirls.com
–*This new heart drug probably won’t work
–*I’m looking for the wrong kind of love. And I’m going to get the wrong kind of love.
–*I didn’t do a blog yesterday. I’m such a fuck up.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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