(Originally posted Thursday, May 22, 2008 )
–*By asking our female colleague if she wanted some breasts with her coffee.
–*Doing the penis in the popcorn box
–*Telling the story about the ex-girlfriend during the wedding toast for your brother
–*… even the abortion part
–*Telling the fist-fuck joke at the bar mitzvah
–*… while cutting the challa
–*Spilling the beans about the drinking problem to a really cute guy even though you’re nowhere even near step 5 in the program.
–*Showing your boobs at work as a wrong-headed way to affirm your feelings of being attractive even though it is ephemeral and will not get you respect in the long term
–*…at Suicidegirls.com
–*Showing your boobs at work as a wrong-headed way to reaffirm your attractiveness to former president Bill Clinton.
–*Defining yourself mainly sexually by claiming to your new boss that you slept with all of your old colleagues at the “National Review,” even though the lot of them, being nerdy types, were likely very grateful.
–*Being Ann Coulter
Beauty is Imperfection 
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