(Originally posted Tuesday, April 29, 2008 )
New Power of Positive Thinking Messages For Mugs and T-Shirts
–*I do believe that with this vagina, I could go anywhere.
–*Everything that happens to me is not my fault because my life is totally in the hands of a vindictive Hebrew deity.
–*If he’s stalking me, I must be special.
–*Just because somebody wants to commit genocide against me, that doesn’t make me a bad person.
–*The greatest love is the love that comes from the inside … even if it doesn’t look like much when it sprays against the ceiling
–*I completely deserve this full-release massage.
–*It’s not my business what people think of me and my white supremacy eugenics theories.
–*My flesh-eating ebola symptoms are just a state of mind.
–*It’s not a pandemic, it’s a can-demic
–*I am not pond scum just because I host “The Insider”
–*A person should always be as optimistic as he can be. If he comes across a more optimistic person, though, he should kill him
–*I don’t have to listen when other girls, my mom, little children, dogs, cats, trees and my television call me a whore
–*No one weeps pus like I do
–*No other former escort with a Web site about Jesus has as many picture downloads as I do
–*I’m willing to risk happiness. The coffee cup and t-shirt told me to.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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