(Originally posted Saturday, April 19, 2008 )
A Bunch of New Lines From Diablo Cody’s Next Feature
–*Cut the gumsmack, li’l fry, I got a Hershey boner.
–*That ain’t no fingerpaint, you’re menarchin’ Tom Harkin.
–*Grab the candy, quick like bunny, and let’s Flo Jo.
–*Shut your cake flusher, Butternut, I’m tryin’ to whelp a dime bag from my fudge factory
–*Stop doing like Onan, Conan, you’ll go blind
–*When are you goin’ down on me, elevator face?
–*Oh my God, Frenchie, your tube snake never got a haircut?
–*You aren’t Speed Racer and I’m not a Mach 5
–*I’m an American, home slice. So ixnay on the waterboard, Augusto.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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