(Originally posted Thursday, March 20, 2008 )
What are some of the ways that heterosexuals are pushing their agenda?*
–*Rampantly overbreeding, so that we will have 10-billion-person overpopulated planet where starvation and a Malthusian struggle for resources define the future
–*Putting adult warning labels on everything and stifling free speech so that they can let the televisions babysit their children
–*Making sure that all of the soft-core pornography on Cinemax is heterosexual soft-core pornography
–*Having the CIA follow Tinky Winky
–*Infiltrating city councils and making sure that the only civic initiatives that reach the floor are about vaginal penetration.
–*Keeping sex shops and dirty book stores relegated to the areas beyond the city limits so that sex may remain an underground, sub rosa, dirty impulse with a heightened appeal for fascistic, obsessive-compulsive fetishists
–*Keeping Oklahoma bigot and hate-monger Sally Kern in office.**
–*Keeping our gays on television safe, funny and sissy
–*Making “Girls Gone Wild” the No. 1 video in America, yee-haw!
–*Making sure that it is only heterosexual marriages that end in divorce half of the time
*Props go out to Box Turtle Bulletin for thinking of the “heterosexual agenda” idea before I did, though I didn’t realize it until after my blog was written.
**You can learn more about the dark doings of Sally Kern, the embarrassing Oklahoma politician who thinks homosexuality is worse than terrorism, here. If Sally Kern represents Oklahoma, then the entire state should be sold to Saudi Arabia. If Saudi Arabia doesn’t own it already.
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