(Originally posted Wednesday, April 09, 2008 )
Duh!: A List of Things in Today’s Headlines That Any Joe-Schmo Could Have Told You Already
–*Princess Diana Killed by Paparazzi, Reckless Driving, Say Authorities
–*The Bible is America’s Most Popular Book
–*Scientists Discover that Stonehenge May Have a Spiritual Meaning
–*Scientists Say Smoking Is Harmful For Pregnant Women
–*Scientists Find That Men May Be Hardwired To Seek Sex With Multiple Women
–*Scientists Find That Gay Men May Be Hardwired To Seek Sex With Multiple Gay Men
–*Sociologists Find That People with More Income Are Better Educated
–*Old water pipes are breaking, say hydrologists
–*Old bridges and levees are falling down and killing people, say engineers
–*The French Like Cheese, Say Anthropologists
–*The Spanish Like Ham, Say Butchers
–* President Says That America’s Blacks May Have Longstanding Resentment Over History of Racial Inequality
–*Nobody Reads The Warning Labels on Beer, Say Researchers
–*… or cigarettes
–* … or rap music
–* People Are Turned Off By Britney Spears’ Erratic Behavior, Says TMZ
–* People Turned Off By TMZ, Reports Sites Other Than TMZ
–* New Study Finds That Richard Nixon Engaged In Criminal Activity
–* … as did Henry Kissinger
–* … as did George W. Bush.
–* Generals Determine That Iraq Has Become a Quagmire
–*Scientists Determine That Eating McDonald’s Food Every Day For A Year Will Make You Fat
–*…and that TV will make you dumb.
–* … and that crime is linked to poverty
–* … and orgasms to pornography
–* … and your head to your neck
–*Scientists say black holes and female orgasms exist, though they are still not sure why
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