(Originally posted Saturday, April 26, 2008 )
Beauty Pageant Titles You Don’t Hear About Often
Miss Periodontist
Pork Queen
Pork Princess
Miss Pumpkin Toss 2005
Miss Watermelon Fling 2003
Miss ‘Roid Rage
Miss AARP
Miss Military Industrial Complex
Miss IG Farben
Miss Trichotillomania
Miss Trench Foot
Miss Castration Fear
Miss Rain Scald
Miss Colic
Miss Backdoor
Miss Compulsion To Repeat
Miss Double Anal
Miss Male Lactation Drugs
Miss Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor
Miss Black Tar Heroin
Miss Man
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