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February 13, 2009 by Eric Rasmussen

(Originally posted Saturday, April 26, 2008 )

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Miss Periodontist

Pork Queen

Pork Princess

Miss Pumpkin Toss 2005

Miss Watermelon Fling 2003

Miss ‘Roid Rage

Miss AARP

Miss Military Industrial Complex

Miss IG Farben

Miss Trichotillomania

Miss Trench Foot

Miss Castration Fear

Miss Rain Scald

Miss Colic

Miss Backdoor

Miss Compulsion To Repeat

Miss Double Anal

Miss Male Lactation Drugs

Miss Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor

Miss Black Tar Heroin

Miss Man

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Eric R. Rasmussen is a novelist, composer, journalist and filmmaker. He is the author of nine novels, including the three-volume work The Ghost and the Hemispheres. He is the sole force behind the musical act Salon De La Guerre. And he is the writer/director of the online Web comedy series “The Retributioners” starring Stephanie Faith Scott.
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