(Originally posted Sunday, March 09, 2008 )
What’s New In the Self-Help Book Section This Week?
“How To Eat Flesh and Influence People,” by Dave Smiley
“Get The Life You Want Now (By Taking Power In a Nazi-Style Putsch)” by Sweet Pomeroy
“How A Large Vocabulary Can Show You’ve Got Something To Prove,” by Emily Sontag
” …” or by Susan Sontag, for that matter
“Chicken Soup for the Cock,” by Dan Bentman
“How To Get More Sex By Simply Paying For It,” by Grischa Erdmann
“The Proud Pedophile,” by Gene McCracken
“It’s Not My Business What Anybody Thinks of Me, Especially Sally in Cube 4,” by Reba McClane in Cube 3
“There’s A God Inside You, So Go Ahead and Smite Somebody,” by Shanti O’Dell
“You Must Have Been Through Some Kind of Shitty Ordeal To Be Here,” by Bucky Diamond
“How To Achieve The Wisdom of the Ancients (And Get Better Abs at the Same Time)” by Krishna Dorizzio
“Life Coaching for Dolphins,” by Simeon McNash
“Shana, Stop Whining! You Could Have It Worse,” by Yente Rubenstein
“Someone Needs To Take You Down A Notch,” by Sgt. Barry Swabish
“How High Expectations and Hope Make You Miserable,” by Sally Longbride
“Whatever Doesn’t Kill You Just Makes You Stronger, However the Janjaweed Will Probably Just Kill You,” by Musa Hilal
Beauty is Imperfection 
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