(Originally posted Sunday, February 03, 2008 )
“Entertainment Weekly” magazine recently did a report of the worst movie lines ever, which included, “I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her,” from “Notting Hill.” But were those really the worst? Take some of these, for example.
“I’m not fit to be president, Dick. I’ve let you down, and I’ve left myself down.”
“You’re all I’ve got left in the world, Liza, except for the naked mole rats.”
“You dropped a deuce on me, Stingo.”
“This vagina doesn’t run on double A batteries, you know!”
“I’m just a gay man, standing in front of a straight woman, asking her to marry him for immigration purposes.”
“Your skin is so soft and smooth, like a chinchilla.”
“Hold me like you did on that galactic sewage vessel.”
“I’m not just giving this enema to you, but to all the lonely 50-year-old men trolling through Times Square tonight, Joe.”
“Love knows no boundaries, Loretta, not even between a father and daughter, and not even if they’re physical and societal taboos.”
“Cody! You are the wind beneath my jockstrap.”
“If we had just one night on Earth, and society understood, and you were not an athlete with cancer, and we were not both men, I would kiss you with all the passion that our love begets.”
“Curious George! That’s not a banana!”
“Don’t write checks that your anus can’t cash.”
“It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and my parents are invited.”
“Ha! Idiot Earthlings! You know not the power of Xenu’s smiteful rapier!”
“Hey, guys, let’s make a pact to lose our virginity at camp this summer.”
“We can’t shoot him now! He’s got a Fielding Medal in mathematics.”
“I love your incisive, penetrating, genocidal mind, Franjo!”
All right, so I made them all up! Be creative, and post a few yourselves, gringos!
Beauty is Imperfection 
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