Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Saturday, February 02, 2008 )

Ridiculous Neighborhood Names Contrived By Real Estate Agents in Their Tiny Offices Somewhere To Make You Buy Property

SoZo — The hot hip property south of the Green Zone in Baghdad

NoQuaSpaHa — Not Quite Spanish Harlem

SoCo — Congress Ave. south of the river in Austin, Texas

EaBelsterRo — East of the Ulster Unionist Parade Route

WeLoBo — West Long Beach

SoOK — South Oklahoma City Heights

DamBo — Down underneath the Ambassador Bridge in Detroit

NoCoWePro — Not Compton, We Promise

EaSoFla — East South Flatbush, but not Flatbush we promise

SoWatts — South Watts

TriBeGaz — the triangle south of Gaza where you can get luxury accommodations but mainly food and water