Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Wednesday, February 06, 2008 )

Highly embarrassing questions from a hit TV show “The Moment of Truth.”

–*”Did you have plastic surgery to get into a beauty pageant in Venezuela?”

–*”Have you ever written a poem with the words ‘rainbow’ and ‘unicorn’ and ‘sunbeam’ and ‘magical’ and “one-eyed wonder worm” in it?”

–*”Have you ever cheated on your wife?”

–*”Have you ever cheated on your wife with someone who wasn’t as pretty and who was fatter just to make it hurt more?”

–*”Have you ever hugged a puppy to death?”

–*”Have you ever stolen money from your child’s savings to gamble?”

–*”Have you ever stolen money from you child’s savings just to teach him a lesson that life’s not fair?”

–*”Would you eat your young?”

–*”Did you have that sixth autistic child just to get on television?”

–*”Is that pleather?”

–*”Have you ever spread rumors that somebody was gay?”

–*”Was it Hillary Clinton?”

–*”Did you ever have a baby and give it up on the black market?”

–*”Did you get a good deal?”

–*”Have you ever called a friend a slut behind her back?”

–*”Can I have her phone number?”

–*”Have you ever flashed somebody out of a car window?”

–*”Was it a Chevy Nova?”

–*”Have you ever starred in a pornographic movie?”

–*”Did you fake the orgasm?”

–*”Even though you were the guy?”

–*”Did you come on this show because you have a sick need for attention?”

–*”Can I have your phone number?”