(Originally posted Wednesday, February 06, 2008 )
Highly embarrassing questions from a hit TV show “The Moment of Truth.”
–*”Did you have plastic surgery to get into a beauty pageant in Venezuela?”
–*”Have you ever written a poem with the words ‘rainbow’ and ‘unicorn’ and ‘sunbeam’ and ‘magical’ and “one-eyed wonder worm” in it?”
–*”Have you ever cheated on your wife?”
–*”Have you ever cheated on your wife with someone who wasn’t as pretty and who was fatter just to make it hurt more?”
–*”Have you ever hugged a puppy to death?”
–*”Have you ever stolen money from your child’s savings to gamble?”
–*”Have you ever stolen money from you child’s savings just to teach him a lesson that life’s not fair?”
–*”Would you eat your young?”
–*”Did you have that sixth autistic child just to get on television?”
–*”Is that pleather?”
–*”Have you ever spread rumors that somebody was gay?”
–*”Was it Hillary Clinton?”
–*”Did you ever have a baby and give it up on the black market?”
–*”Did you get a good deal?”
–*”Have you ever called a friend a slut behind her back?”
–*”Can I have her phone number?”
–*”Have you ever flashed somebody out of a car window?”
–*”Was it a Chevy Nova?”
–*”Have you ever starred in a pornographic movie?”
–*”Did you fake the orgasm?”
–*”Even though you were the guy?”
–*”Did you come on this show because you have a sick need for attention?”
–*”Can I have your phone number?”
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