(Originally posted Friday, February 08, 2008 )
I’ve noticed that there just aren’t enough super-cool TV catch-phrases coming out anymore. Nothing as good as “D’oh!” or “I’m comin’ Elizabeth, this is the Big One!” or “Well excuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeee!” or “But nooooooooo!” So, herewith I offer some of my very own home-incubated TV catch phrases for any show that wants them for a modest fee of only $1.5 million apiece.
“I don’t have to explain myself to you.”
“This is completely ass!”
“Well that‘s a brain-gasm.”
“You’re all racists!”
“Do I not look busy to you, Mr. President?”
“Now this is a cock up!”
“Now that‘s what I call incest!”
“Slide me some Benjamins, cuz!”
“Oral retentive strikes again!”
“Very suspect!”
“Just waterboard me, why don’t ya?”
“Very execution style!”
“C-4 Plastic Explosive!”
“Very French, dad.”
“You’re so 420.”
“Das off da hook, Ichabod!”
“On my honor, sir!”
“Gott in himmel, Adolf!”
“Hey, if gay works for you…”
“Owww! Iwo Jima!”
“Boopers!”
“Ma shagah nagha!”
“Oy! What a week!”
“Why did I have a family of frummers?”
“Knock, knock! It’s colostomy time!”
“What a horrible country!”
Beauty is Imperfection 
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