(Originally posted Monday, January 28, 2008 )
Someone on Facebook thinks you’re cute in a heterosexual way!
Someone on Facebook wants to know how bad you are at geography, math and logic problems.
Someone on Facebook wants to know how you’d like him to spend the last days of his lame duck presidency.
Someone on Facebook wants to know which candidate you’re going to vote for, even though it’s none of their damn business.
Someone on Facebook wants to know which country you’d like to invade next.
Someone on Facebook wants to know which cartoon character you’re most sexually attracted to in an eerie, unsettling way.
Someone on Facebook wants to know who is the hottest, most beautiful seven-months pregnant female celebrity you’d like to have sex with (a PFCILF, for short!): Jamie-Lynn Spears, Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba?
Someone on Facebook wants to know where you stand on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict so that they can decide if you’re their mortal enemy.
Someone on Facebook has challenged you to the take the quiz: Which offensive joke involving a woman’s private parts goes with which punchline? Hint: the first one is “so you can take her home like a six pack!”
Someone on Facebook wants to have hate sex with you.
Someone on Facebook wants to know how well you know gang signs.
Someone on Facebook wants to know which prisons you’ve done hard time in.
Someone on Facebook wants to know which celebrity you’d like to stalk and kill.
Someone on Facebook wants to know how you found their real phone number.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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