(Originally posted Saturday, January 19, 2008 )
Random Google Searches Today, Jan. 19
Economy + recession
“Economic collapse”
“Are we having an economic collapse?”
“Are we having having an economic collapse in Crawfordsville, Indiana?”
Mortgages
Mortgages and “in the toilet”
“What are mortgage-backed securities?”
“What are collateralized debt obligations?”
“Do we have collateralized debt obligations in Crawfordsville, Indiana?”
“Is my home owned by Arabs?”
“Arabs taking over the country”
“Arabs buying the ports”
Bush + Arabs + ports
Bush + Arabs + Dubai
Crawfordsville + housing + rentals
Crawfordsville + housing + Arabs
“Britney Spears”
“Jamie Lynn Spears”
Drinking + pregnant
“What happens if I drink while pregnant”
“What if I drink and do not know I am pregnant?”
“What if I smoke and do not know I am pregnant.”
“What if I do whippets and know that I am pregnant”
Crawfordsville + divorce
Crawfordsville + “divorce rate”
Crawfordsville + “divorce rate” + “state of emergency”
Crawfordsville + “divorce attorney”
Crawfordsville + “cheap divorce attorney”
Crawfordsville + “marriage counselor”
“Dr. Phil”
“Dr. Phil” + Oprah
“Dr. Phil” + Oprah + Britney
Oprah + single
“Is Oprah single?”
“Does Oprah own my house?”
“Who doesn’t own my house?”
Crawfordsville + “statutory rape”
Crawfordsville + “sex with students”
Crawfordsville + “sex with male student”
“Mary Kay La Tur No”
“Mary Kay Letourneau”
“Mary Kay LeTornneau” + happy
“Mary Kay LeTorneau” + hero
“Mary Kay Letourneau defense fund”
“in-home pregnancy tests”
“in-home pregnancy tests” + “statutory rape”
Crawfordsville + “bail jumper”
Crawfordsville + “bus schedule”
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