(Originally posted Friday, January 25, 2008 )
Random Google Searches For Today, Jan. 25
Heath+Ledger
Heath+Ledger+Dead
Heath+Ledger+Dead+Naked
Heath+Ledger+Dead+Naked+Massesess
Heath+Ledger+Dead+Naked+Masseuse
Ledger+Masseuse + “911”
Ledger + Masseuse + “Mary Kate Olsen”
Ledger + Masseuse + “called Mary Kate three times” + “before 911”
“Why don’t celebrities have to call the police?”
“Are celebrities better than other people?”
“Are celebrities better than me?”
“Are celebrities better than I?”
“Dunkin Doughnuts”
“Dunkin’ Doughnuts” + “Madison, Wisconsin”
“Dunkin’ Doughnuts” + “obese”
Heath+Ledger+weight
Heath+Ledger+dead weight
Heath+Ledger+ “gay cowboy”
“Gay cowboys”+ “Madison, Wisconsin”
“Where do I find a gay cowboy in Madison, Wisconsin?”
Heath+Ledger+ “prescription drugs”
“Did prescription drugs kill Heath Ledger?”
“could prescription drugs kill me?”
“Is my doctor trying to kill me?
“Is Pfizer trying to kill me?”
“Is Pfizer trying to kill Heath Ledger?”
“Am I going to die from prescription drugs?”
“Am I going to die from Dunkin’ Doughnuts?”
“If Heath Ledger can die, does that mean I can too?”
Psychologist + “Madison, Wis.”
“Madison, Wis.” + “Bus schedule”
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