Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Tuesday, January 22, 2008 )

A List of Current Public Service Announcements

“Beer: It’s Not a Substitute For Love.” Paid for by the Oklahoma Psychiatric Association

“Beer: Less Messy Than Masturbation” Paid for by the Texas Bar Owners Assocaition

“Prophylactics: It’s what you buy with the beer.” Paid for by Kansas City Planned Parenthood

“Erotic Strangulation: It can mess up your future.” Paid for by Mothers Against Erotic Strangulation.

“Ritalin: It’s What’s For Dinner.” Paid for by the American Pharmaceutical Association.

“Genocide: It’s what you did to the Indians.” Paid for by the government of Turkey.

“Trepanning: You’d Have To Have a Hole In Your Head To Do It.” Paid for by Catholics Against Trepanning.”

“Dumpsters: It’s Not Where You Put The Unplanned Baby,” Paid for by the American Dumpster Association.

“Just Say No To Compulsive Hair Pulling,” Paid for by the Trichotillomaniacs Alliance.

“Just Say No To Compulsive Plastic Surgery”

“Just Say No To Compulsion”

“Just Say ‘No’ When Your Entire African Village Comes To Circumcise Your Clitoris,” Paid for by Concerned Citizens of Dubuque.

“Don’t lay that trash on Abe Vigoda.” Paid for by Abe Vigoda.

“Pornography: It’s What Kept Your Marriage Together.” Paid for by the San Fernando Valley Chamber of Commerce.

“Breast Feeding: I Don’t Want To See That!” Paid for by the Association of Gentleman’s Clubs.

“Ugly People: We’re The Ones Making You Look Good.” Paid for by Association of the Pulchritudinally Challenged.