(Originally posted Monday, January 21, 2008 )
Top 10 New Medical Expressions
Nosocomical: a joke that’s only funny in a hospital
Iambic Hypoplasia: a stunted ability to understand Shakespeare
Super-coprophagialistic-expialidocious-the desire to play scatological sex games with an English nanny
Zoofroteurism-nonconsensual sexual rubbing against a woodland creature
Trichotillobotomy-a pulling of the hair until one’s brain splits in half
Postnuptial depression – the inevitable feelings of despair and dejection one feels after getting married
Bovine spongiform telepathy -the ability to move a mad cow onto the roof with your mind
Bradytachycardia-decreased heartbeat as a result of watching TV reruns
Toxospasmosis — blood poisoning that makes you uncool
Cephalalgia — what you call a headache if you’re a smart-ass know-it-all asshole doctor
Beauty is Imperfection 
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