(Originally posted Sunday, January 27, 2008 )
–*Bill O’Reilly’s ‘Piece of Me’ Chip
–*Fred Thompson’s Drag Ass Butternut
–*Bill Kristol’s Neo Neo Neapolitan Mud Slime
–*Richard Mellon Scaife’s Melon Bawler Sorbet
–*Jeane Kirkpatrick’s Angry Authoritarian Spoonful
–*Ronald Reagan’s Small Government Vanilla Mixed With Shadow Government Chocolate
–*Alan Keyes’ Lots o’ Nuts
–*Tricky Dick’s “Hand Caught In The Cookie Dough”
–*Mike Huckabee’s Populist Peach Cobbler Flake
–*Spiro Agnew’s Granola Kill
–*William F. Buckley’s Black Plumber Custard
–*Pat Robertson’s Totally Senile Gelato
Do your part. Add to my list, Sports Fans.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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