–*Finishing the roof
–*Waxing the car
–*Getting a bikini wax
–*This really great pop song written for our favorite Ukrainian restaurant in Greenwich Village, Veselka.
–*How we just can’t enjoy this sexual act when the United States is going to socialist hell.
–*How for a minute there during foreplay we thought we had almost grasped Kurt Godel’s incompleteness theorem of formal mathematics.
–*Wittgenstein’s concept of language games
–*Your mother-in-law’s concept of language games
–*Chang and Eng and how weird their sex must have been
–*Why does our cat get upset when we do oral?
–*The perfect ending to our 1,000 page novel.
–*Shit! I forgot to get a baby shower present!
–*Shit! I forgot to brush my teeth!
–*Shit! I forgot to scrub with Purell.
–*Angelina Jolie
–*Brad Pitt
–*Obama Girl
–*Obama
–*”I wonder if Sigmund and the Sea Monsters is on DVD?”
Beauty is Imperfection 
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