Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Thursday, July 31, 2008 )

What things are we freshening up by squirting Febreze on them?

–*The couch.

–*The cushions.

–*The cat.

–*The television

–*The Jarlsberg cheese.

–*The guests

–*Our resume, last updated 10 years ago

–*Our human rights record

–*Eva Longoria

–*John McCain’s public speaking skills

–*Beck

–*The Sound of Music

–*Our old high school acquaintances

–*Lemmy

–*Our self-esteem

–*Our marriage