Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Sunday, December 23, 2007)

Floss Naked

My Child Goes To School At Ritalin High!

My Other Wife Is A Mormon

I (Heart) The New York Jets

Nature Hates Us. Give Me More Gas.

War! It Pays For Itself.

I (Heart) Andy Rooney

If You’re Back There, Bambi, I’m Sorry

I (Heart) Huckabee’s Evolution Theory

Women Don’t F (Heart) Until You Marry Them

We’re At War! Re-Elect Bush!

I Brake For Gluten

A World of Wanted Deadheads Would Make a World of Difference

Follow Me To Baghdad

Flint Is For Lovers

Visualize Unfettered Carnage

Lesbian Until Graduation

Follow Oprah