Beauty is Imperfection

• Madonna looks unrecognizable in this potato sack.
• This picture of a stuffed animal fills you with feelings of nostalgia about your lost youth, admit it!
• This cracked intake manifold was just the last straw in what seems like a life of total failure.
• This nursing mom was nailing it as she passed on vital nutrients to her baby.
• Lionel Barrymore is dead, which just confirms what everybody thought.
• We asked these YouTubers to take the Ozempic challenge, and they did not disappoint.
• This asexual couple is not apologizing for their totally chaste Friday night.
• This Botox cannon blasted a female influencer clear into the next cornfield.
• We’re not totally sure whether we should be sexualizing this penniless 72-year-old in her bandeau bikini top.
• These six doctors on Long Island couldn’t give a shit if you’re dying.
• We unraveled Alexandra Daddario’s genome to see if she could be any sexier in this Instagram undies selfie.
• This woman has no apologies about having her gallstones removed.
• This guy tells you how to get into an OK college by making fair to middling grades.
• Kari Lake cannot, in fact, harvest her loss in the Arizona governor’s race to offset capital gains.
• You’re opening your mail all wrong.
• This lawyer killed it when she overcame the hurdle rate in her grantor retained annuity trust.
• This young surgeon wasn’t ready to see a patient’s spleen get that big.
• These mom hacks will have your kids taken away by social services.
• Tucker Carlson on how and when and under what conditions that you, too, can be happy.
• How a gun can take your meh parking space tiff to the next level.
• How to give smirk-shaped kisses just like Ben Shapiro.
• Why the best part of this Cracker Barrel breakfast was the morning-after pill.
• Why your 10-year-old’s YouTube challenge this morning was evidently to sing every variation of the Burger King “Have it your way” jingle.
• This woman on Reddit says her husband orders salad like an asshole, and she is done!
• Say goodbye to your windshield. That’s hail!
• This facial recognition software says pretty definitively that Anne Boleyn looked just like Manson Family member Susan Atkins.
• Look at this shocking disrespect!
• Pope says Facebook unfriending works just as well as excommunication.
• Are you shaming the right people? Take this quiz.

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