What Clickbait Headlines Are We Opening?
February 23, 2023 by Eric Rasmussen
Madonna looks unrecognizable in this potato sack.
This picture of a stuffed animal fills you with feelings of nostalgia about your lost youth, admit it!
This cracked intake manifold was just the last straw in what seems like a life of total failure.
This nursing mom was nailing it as she passed on vital nutrients to her baby.
Lionel Barrymore is dead, which just confirms what everybody thought.
We asked these YouTubers to take the Ozempic challenge, and they did not disappoint.
This asexual couple is not apologizing for their totally chaste Friday night.
This Botox cannon blasted a female influencer clear into the next cornfield.
We’re not totally sure whether we should be sexualizing this penniless 72-year-old in her bandeau bikini top.
These six doctors on Long Island couldn’t give a shit if you’re dying.
We unraveled Alexandra Daddario’s genome to see if she could be any sexier in this Instagram undies selfie.
This woman has no apologies about having her gallstones removed.
This guy tells you how to get into an OK college by making fair to middling grades.
Kari Lake cannot, in fact, harvest her loss in the Arizona governor’s race to offset capital gains.
You’re opening your mail all wrong.
This lawyer killed it when she overcame the hurdle rate in her grantor retained annuity trust.
This young surgeon wasn’t ready to see a patient’s spleen get that big.
These mom hacks will have your kids taken away by social services.
Tucker Carlson on how and when and under what conditions that you, too, can be happy.
How a gun can take your meh parking space tiff to the next level.
How to give smirk-shaped kisses just like Ben Shapiro.
Why the best part of this Cracker Barrel breakfast was the morning-after pill.
Why your 10-year-old’s YouTube challenge this morning was evidently to sing every variation of the Burger King “Have it your way” jingle.
This woman on Reddit says her husband orders salad like an asshole, and she is done!
Say goodbye to your windshield. That’s hail!
This facial recognition software says pretty definitively that Anne Boleyn looked just like Manson Family member Susan Atkins.
Look at this shocking disrespect!
Pope says Facebook unfriending works just as well as excommunication.
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