What cryptic status updates are we leaving on Facebook and Twitter to the confusion of our friends?
–*Jamie isn’t going to take this anymore.
–*Peggy wishes some people would just grow up!
–*Rod says you haven’t heard the last of fucking me.
–*Sally just wishes the fist blows to her legs and stomach would stop!
–*Bill says Hamster? Duct tape? Any ideas?
–*Vanna says get a clue!
–*Heather: You wish!
–*Jody: In your dreams, butt lick!
–*Hillary: Only if you make more money than I do.
–*Jamie-Lynn: The nerve of some people!
–*Carmela: Am I looking at that guy’s nuts?
–*Rudy: You win this time, German government!
–*Angelina alone will decide who replaces Angelina.
–*Luke: That’s no moon. It’s a space station.
–*Charlie M: A bizzle bizzle bozzle bozzle!
–*Tom C: You are a thetan who has forgotten his true nature. And if I meet any suppressed people …. a bizzle bizzle bozzle bozzle!
–*Sam is not just a pedophile, he’s a rebel.
–*Dehlia says it’s just not the same without The Gimp here anymore.
–*Tommy this is not Tommy this is his grandfather and these people are holding me hostage and making me take my medication and I just want to die with a little dignity.
–*@Tammy is a sniveling slug who will lick your boot, says Master, and she must tell everyone on the Internet that she is such a slug and she may only eat three peas today, thank you Master.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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