Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted on MySpace March 6, 2007)

Eric’s Top Ten List

… because if it were Letterman, you’d be watching it on TV.

Top Ten Things Teenagers Would Say:

10. It feels better without a Jimmy Hat.

9. I got clobbered at Level 9.

8. “…big boobs, but also a sense of humor…”

7. Who cares? Let’s smoke it.

6. The army recruiter says he can really help my music career.

5. But Jimmy said he loved me.

4. I can be a mom AND go to school.

3. You know Betrand Russell’s paradox about incomplete number sets in Principia Mathematica? I totally got it last night when I was on Ecstasy.

2. I don’t care, I want him dead.

1. I’ll never be like Kevin.

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(Originally posted on MySpace, March 5, 2007)

2 CBS

Survivor Goes To East Timor

4 NBC

Friends: An All Too Necessary Reunion

21 MTV

You’re Not Going to Eat THAT Are You? (Reality Series)

22 Metro/Fashion

Poop Another Day—A Model’s Story

23 HBO

“If These Carpets Could Talk” An HBO Original Miniseries

45 PBS

Public Broadcasting Celebrates Take Your Daughter to Work Day, Featuring “Pretty Baby”

25 Family

Kids Say The Most Racist Things

28 Hallmark

Sarah, Tall and Butch

29 Ovation

Blood, Sweat & Tears Goes on Tour with Lesbian Folk Duo Piss ‘n’ Vinegar

30 Discovery Channel

Behind the Drugs That Write the Music

37 Prayer Network

Do Environmentalists Worship Trees?

39 VH1 Classic

New Wave, No Wave, Post Punk, Old Junk

40 Food Network

Food Secrets of The DaVinci Code

42 ABC Family

From Dogpatch to Dogpile: The Lynndie England Story

76 Bravo

Queer Eye For The Straight Priest

78 The Home Improvement Channel

Former Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz Repaints Your House

79 Showtime

The Matrix

80 Cinemax

Spongy Intentions

99 Crosswalk

Municipal Bond Issue Debate

100 Trio

Queer Eye for the Municipal Bond Issue Debate

109 QVC

Dennis Miller Sells Costume Jewelry

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You all have probably read this story.

Stephanie and I saw a rat on the floor of the KFC near our apartment in NYC two years ago, and that’s what finally turned us off Colonel Chicken forever. Not the trans-fat … just the rat. I think I’ve eaten at a KFC only once since then, and it was in Minnesota. But I will never again be able to sink my teeth into a bite of original recipe without thinking, “Hey, this probably has the same consistency and chew as … rat.”

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… a mockumentary about Christmas called ‘Tis the Secret.

(Originally posted Feb. 21, 2007)

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Check Out My Film On YouTube:

Watch my movie here. Check out “S&M Queen For A Day,” directed by yours truly and starring the wifey. It’s also featured in my video section.

(Original post: Sept. 10, 2006)

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