(Originally posted on MySpace March 6, 2007)
Eric’s Top Ten List
… because if it were Letterman, you’d be watching it on TV.
Top Ten Things Teenagers Would Say:
10. It feels better without a Jimmy Hat.
9. I got clobbered at Level 9.
8. “…big boobs, but also a sense of humor…”
7. Who cares? Let’s smoke it.
6. The army recruiter says he can really help my music career.
5. But Jimmy said he loved me.
4. I can be a mom AND go to school.
3. You know Betrand Russell’s paradox about incomplete number sets in Principia Mathematica? I totally got it last night when I was on Ecstasy.
2. I don’t care, I want him dead.
1. I’ll never be like Kevin.
Advertisements
Leave a Reply